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Funny moments in the bedroom


Birth is difficult for all women, even if you don't do it first. But through difficult times, they are able to grasp the funny side of things. A poor mom has collected the funniest moments in her bedroom on the Mumsnet site.

Funny moments in the bedroom

A mother (orangebird69) in the moments before childbirth said, "Can I go home? I'll be back in two weeks!"TheSoapyFrog: "I sang Barry White songs and Shaft music. Yeah, and I started a monology for the canned mushroom daemon."ohhItsNotHoxton It was just as far back as the room upstairs when he said, "I changed my mind again!" In the third and most painful birth, she addressed the following words to her boyfriend: "You will not come to love until you have a vasectomy!"Dizzybintess: "I was definitely convinced that a lemon plastic duck was walking through my room!"ShowMeTheElf: "Why is there a cow here? There is no cow here - but then what is that voice?" Then the midwife replied, "This is you, and stop, because your throat will hurt."Mellowautumn: "Lots of water came out of me before I started explaining that we could have a garden in the garden."InfiniteSheldon"It was Meggyхzхdйsem to йn'm Sue Ellen (USA vбltozatban Samantha), йs everyone kept saying that only JR to (Hungarian vбltozatban: Jockey). It szьksйgem Tцbb йvadnyi Dallas megnйzйse valуszнnы was not the best elхkйszьlet 36 уrбs vajъdбsra. "THE minesapintofwine nevы felhasznбlу нrta. "Уrбk уta tartу vajъdбs utбn I went into sьrgхssйgi csбszбrmetszйsre fekьdtem the mыtхasztalon when Oscar kцszцnхbeszйdet I started to say. Kцszцnцm everyone that rйszt in this I am very hбlбs йrte Kemйnyen prуbбltam elkerьlni, but now very цrьlцk to csбszбrmetszйsem. will. " He was constantly trying to lay it down on the table, but he kept sitting and sitting.Marcipex: "I told my baby girl that we could go on if I wanted to, but I'm going home now. They just laughed."